Canada

4 ratings since posting on Monday, February 4, 2008
Canada
in Vancouver
(submitted by Hjeron )

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SynerGy
SynerGy
offline 123
*oooo
y'all are under our influence now . . .
We hear about your P.M. and the Americanization of your government and military and police ...... y'all aren't far behind ..... - SynerGy , posted 02/18/08
jill
jill
offline 21
*****
can't think of any where else i'd be
although i haven't been much anywhere else;) - jill , posted 02/06/08
Xaliman
Xaliman
offline 23
*****
He who laughs the longest wins
Winning wars is easy for Canadians 'cause we don't have a military to support and we can out smile anyone. - Xaliman , posted 02/05/08
Hjeron
Hjeron
offline 306
*****
CANADA
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!


- Hjeron , posted 02/04/08

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